Subject displays characteristics of both Canis lupus familiaris and Culicidae. It wags its tail while draining blood. It barks at strangers while buzzing at 14,000 Hz. Lab staff have grown attached. Several have been hospitalized. Containment has failed.
On the morning of February 23, 2026, researchers at the Solana Genetics Lab discovered an anomaly in Tank 7-B. A dachshund-mosquito hybrid, approximately 3cm in length, was observed simultaneously fetching a micro-stick and extracting 0.3ml of blood from a lab assistant's forearm.
The specimen, designated MOSDOGITO, exhibits unprecedented genetic fusion. Its proboscis functions as both a snout and a feeding apparatus. It responds to the name "good boy" and also to the frequency of exposed skin.
Attempts at containment have universally failed. The specimen has since reproduced via blockchain, spawning over 1,000,000,000 copies across the Solana network. There is no known cure.
Fair launch. No presale. No team allocation. Mint revoked. Freeze revoked. LP burnt. The infestation cannot be reversed.
Subject displays extreme loyalty to holders. Will follow your wallet across chains. Cannot be shaken off. Will lick your portfolio while simultaneously draining it.
Feeds on paper hands. The weaker your conviction, the more it sucks. Diamond hands report zero bites. Correlation under investigation.
Most active between 2-4 AM EST when degens are chart-watching. The buzzing grows louder as price approaches new ATH. Sleep is not recommended.
Spreads through memes, group chats, and CT timelines. One exposure is sufficient for permanent infection. No known vaccine. Community is the vector.
When threatened with a sell order, subject deploys large, watery eyes that trigger guilt response in holder. 94% of test subjects aborted the sell.
Individually weak. In a swarm, unstoppable. Community size directly correlates with specimen aggression. Current swarm size: growing exponentially.
Download Phantom or Solflare. Create a wallet. Your body -- er, wallet -- is now ready for exposure.
Acquire SOL from any exchange. Transfer to your wallet. The specimen requires sustenance.
Navigate to Raydium or Jupiter. Paste the contract address. Swap SOL for $MOSDOGITO. You will feel a slight sting.
There is no going back. The specimen is now in your wallet. It will bark. It will suck. You will love it.